EVERY INCH A KING: Not a true story, just an old Soviet joke about Stalin.
Stalin is addressing a crowd when, during a pause in his speech, someone sneezes. He yells out, “who sneezed?” No one will admit to it. “First row, stand,” Stalin orders. They do. “Shoot them.” The first row of the crowd is led out by the guards and executed. “Who sneezed?” Stalin asks again….
